Not her best mug shot. By far. But what should I expect, she just woke up.
To my delight, #2 has managed to land another maiditute. I couldn't be happier! This one is quite fat, which means she must be able to cook, so he will get fat also! Bonus! However, she seemed to be a small minded heifer as well, because she wrote me an email telling me what kind of a person I was, like I didn't already know. Maybe she is an expert or something. Doubtful, but possible. Anyway, she was living with her parents but cooked her way into moving in with #2 and tagging her teenage daughter in as well. Now, #2 WAS a car salesman when we met 20 years ago, and by the time I left his lazy ass he was running the dealership. Does she think he got there on his own merit? His exact words were 'I didn't know I could until you told me.' So, I ask you, what kind of thank you should I be expecting? A cup of coffee, at least, but knowing his aficionado for strip clubs, I am gonna go with lap dance. But I would settle for a simple bending over and kissing my size 4 ass. Its only a matter of time, gurlfriend, until he is back online chatting with women acting like he is a lesbian, and wanting you to do something with his finger you will have nightmares about. Maybe I shouldn't tell her these things. No one told me!
Going out to get high. Back later with your drug induced Words of Twaddle.
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